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Summary: WHAT, NO KRAKEN??????!!!!!! (slight spoilers)
Comment: I will generously give this two stars because the production values are high - easy though with a
100 million dollar budget....
The core values, plot, pacing and structure are a mess!
I
didn't like the first movie BUT I really enjoyed Dead Mans Chest with it's better and bigger
setpieces. This, however, is a dissapointment and it's way, way too long!
What happened to The
Kraken? One of the best elements of Dead Mans Chest is dealt with in a couple of sentences and a
single VERY brief post-mortem scene. If you really enjoyed the cephalopodical attacks of the
previous film then you are going to be very let down here!
It's not as if the film even offers
us a better and bigger monster - all you get here is an enormous whirlpool and a 50 foot woman/sea
goddess (looks ridiculous)!!
And as for the scenes where Jack Sparrow is in the afterlife -
just a complete load of tosh - Even Johnny Depp looks bored by now!
There's plenty of fighting
at the film's climactic battle (which is impressive visually) but by that time I was GENUINELEY
nodding off! It was difficult to see who was even fighting who amongst all the CG ships, giant waves
and whirlpools! Fair play, the CG on the water elements (notoriously difficult to animate)is
outstanding.
Not the worst ever film, but a dissapointment after an excellent second
installment. I doubt I would ever watch it again.

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Summary: Please! No More
Comment: I loved the first one. The second was disappointing. But this! This movie is a blatent attempt by
the makers to cash in with little or no respect for the movie going public that lines Disney's
pockets. The plot is flabby and absurd. The acting from Knightly and Bloom is embarressing. even
Johnny Depp cannot save this picture, though, fair play to him, his does his upmost. Indeed he and
Keith Richards are the only things that make this movie worth watching. If you haven't seen it but
enjoyed the first one then my advice is to avoid this. Don't let it ruin you memories of a good
film!

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Summary: very poor indeed
Comment: I'm glad that I only wasted 30 minutes of my life on this film.
It made no sense.
I
have no idea what was going on.
My wife had no idea what was going on.
She loves the
other Pirates movies and asked me to switch this one off. Which we did.
It's hard to believe
that someone thought this was good enough to release.
Please don't reward these people by
renting or buying this rubbish, it will only encourage them to make more.

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Summary: When you're watching the clock, something's wrong
Comment: 162 minutes. After the first 45 you're wondering whether anything is actually going to move at all.
It's a convoluted plot with too many ideas that don't go anywhere (eg the singing another reviewer
refers to). A couple of nice set pieces in the Singpore docks and later in a whirling maelstrom at
sea, but nothing really "wow". Fast forward through the credits for (hopefully!!) the final word.
Then get out Curse of the Black Pearl and remind yourself why we all went for this franchise in the
first place. Leave well enough alone next time methinks!

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Summary: oh dear
Comment: Having watched the first 2 "Pirates" and enjoying them both I had high hopes for the 3rd instalement
- doesnt start well when I am sat wondering what the heck is going on!!

In 2 words DONT
BOTHER with "At Worlds End" the biggest pile of tosh I have ever seen and what a waste of 3 hrs!!!




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